some question type jokes..

#in the beginning,God created the earth and rested..then He created man and again rested..then God created woman..guess what happen since then??
**neither god nor man has ever rested

#if a dog is barking on the front door...while on the back door,ur wife is yelling...
which door will u choose???
**i'll choose the front door

#why do they sterilize needles for lethal injection??

#when a man talks dirty to a woman,its sexual harassment..but what is it wen a woman talks dirty to a man??
**it is $4.00 per minute

#since light travels faster than sound,is not that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak??

#why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead??

#why are they called buildings when they're already finished?shouldn't they be called builts??

#if you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money??

#when 2 aeroplanes almost collide,why do they call it a near miss??isn't it suppose to be near hit??

#why do scientists call it re-search when looking for something new??

#how come superman could stop bullets with his chest,but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him??

why do we wash bath towels??aren't we clean when we use them??

what the difference between a battery and woman??
**battery has a positive side